All the reasons you got that new boat.

We put every random, preventable, 2 AM callout on a button up. The squirrel that didn't make it. The Mylar balloon that somehow traveled three counties. The pole that didn't see it coming. The transformer that turned into a fireworks show.

The guys who get it will get it immediately. Everyone else just sees a button up.

 

Chaos pays well. Might as well wear the receipts.

 

This is a slimmer fit that's meant to stretch. Size up for a looser fit.

Note: this shirt is NOT meant to be worn at work. This is off the clock apparel. Check out our HVI x Benchmark FR collection for FR gear.